You know that he’s not real. Right?

dangerpussy:

You are in a very unique situation where you can invite superheroes over to give your son advice.

osointricate

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

unidentified-anon:

priscillapricey:

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

"Okay :("

rocsass:

THIS IS THE BEST VINE I HAVE EVER SEEN

sheslikea-comet:

So I was out buying halloween decorations and I saw this wig, picked it up and then I saw it…..

lyricalkris:

That’s the scene I saw in my head.

unimpressed2chainz:

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a god damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

agnt-north:

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

You had me at dragon

paranolives:

vinegod:

How to Pronounce different objects by Esa Fungtastic

Aww shit this cheered me up. 
FELLELOO LOCHELOOOO

poochcrew:

Shhh the baby is sleeping